TRANSCENDADDY

$50

Reserve the TRANSCENDADDY here. 

 🆘 WE HAVE RECEIVED TRANSMISSION FROM ANOTHER GALAXY:

We can't even. We just literally can't even with this hat. On one elegant headpiece we have an abstract collage of handpainted brushstrokes, two spandex-sporting 80s avatars and best of all, a relax-fit chinstrap made of cascading crystal drops. It's just too much for us to behold. We must return to our home planet of Dadzurn now.

Pairs well with: Catalina, white wine sangria, Sandra Bullock movies, middle parts, jorts, psychic visions.