Reserve the MILKMAID here. 

Why deal with braiding your hair and trying to gracefully throw it across your head when we all know it's impossible to just effortlessly look like you're an au pair? We don't know how the Swedes do it, so we made the Milkmaid hat. Daddy's Little Milkmaid wears a tri-color fabric braid placed diagonally across her maroon cap. Vintage patches place her right back in those dewey mornings by the wildflowers. Also includes a "millennial pink" (ugh) velvet ribbon axis and a lavender braided trim.

Pairs well with: 90s "got milk" ads, crocs, pear cider, Easter egg hunts.